fund release status

an escrow agent somewhere is holding money that belongs to someone. this page reports how that is going.

0% released
status: awaiting first check.
status checks performed: 0
escrow reference number
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third parties you have never met are holding your money right now, and they have been doing this since before you got here.     third parties you have never met are holding your money right now, and they have been doing this since before you got here.    
faq

what is escrow? money is given to a third party. the third party holds it. at some point the third party gives it to someone. nobody currently employed here has seen that last part happen.

when does escrow end? soon.

who is the third party? we do not ask.

contact

there is no working contact method for this page. this is deliberate. escrow does not respond to inquiries.